Category — Sporking and Wankery

*Puts on her bitch mode*  Bitch Playlist in iTunes-ON, Language Filter-OFF

The Fic in Question
First glance-dear god….special characters in the bloody title? What she thinks all the funky characters(text) are cool?  Misspelling in the first 3 words-not good.  An ‘analysis’ of a sock-puppet-OMG-must-prop-up-the-fragile-author-ego.  Another misspelling (god gawd what the HELL are they teaching in school?   I was taught better than that! *is concerned about the educational system*) First person POV not immediately known who the hell is speaking-not Sango or Kagome-dear god its Rin.  Poor girl.  I wrote better shit than this when I was in 4th grade!  Poor word choice.  Good lord using an non-canon character name.  Sesshomaru is rude?  Hah!  Reserved but always polite I think.  One does not speak in acronyms.  AKA is phonetically enunciated by the letter.  332 reviews for this stuff?  There is NO JUSTICE.  Somebody call Wufei, STAT! We need some justice at FFN.
*slogs on for the sake of the children if nothing else*  I’ll need something nice to read after this.
Good god  I really don’t want to go back and see context if its this bad after 5 chapters.  *deep breath and wades back in with her high boots on ’cause the shit is piling up*
Okay so they have a fight over Rin having a boyfriend-understandable when Rin is supposed to be engaged to Sesshomaru.  If I was engaged to Sess, I wouldn’t go out with other guys.  But that’s just me.  OMG This “Rin” is such a brat.  Can I bitch-slap her?  ‘Cause this isn’t Rin-its some pod person/wannabe that’s taken the name and general appearance of our beloved Rin.  A/n’s in the text?  Footnotes are your friend my dear.  USe some of the space you devoted to reviewer responses to footnotes.  FFN has a decent reply system for reviews.  You should try it someday.
Okay returning to the Fic-a dog named Fluffy?  Okay… Could it be Sessy in disguise since Fluffy is absent and Sessy isn’t?  Continuing, rule of thumb-knock if you hear noises in someone’s bedroom.  Basic manners when living with other people.
A 360?  Holy cow they are all snugglebunnies asfter a fight over her having a boyfriend? My bad-it was Daddy dearest.  An Electra complex? Shit.  Kikyo is Rin’s MOM??????  Ewwwwwwwwww.  *Eats some chocolate*  Naraku is Daddy?  *gags*
So Sesshy poo got in an accident.  Waaaaa.  Ah so one had to cut off the arm.  How bad was the accident if the only damage was to the arm?  I thought it took more damage than that to destroy the arm enough to where the doctors had to cut it off.  Maybe it was almost cut off in the wreck?  InuYasha had to use a big sword to do the deed in canon and youkai are stronger than mere humans.
OMG they are discussing sex in baseball terms? And what the hell?  Saving oneself for marriage is good and all, but virginity is not that bloody important.  And hell, I would have no problem in jumping Sesshy, virgin or not.
And pleasant way to kill off Sessmom.  3rd degree burns?  If she was on fire for that long, try 4th degree.
All right, I’m done.  Good god.  It ain’t my eyes that are bleeding ladies.  I’ve seen better shit in my daughter’s diaper.